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15 July 2007 @ 14:57
1st WoW  
1. Never use the phrase "You just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Because whoever thought up of that saying needs to be shot, brought back to life, and then shot again. Why else would you buy the cake if you weren't going to bloody eat it?

2. Learn to spell.  If you're of a certain religion, practice a certain lifestyle or are a huge fan of something, learn to spell the stuff correctly. Do you know how many times i see the word "vegetarian" misspelled on the vegetarian sites, or how many times voldemort is mispelled in HP fan sites????? No- you don't know.

3. Don't wear a white shirt to seaworld.

4. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. It's a good skill for your job.

5. Don't go to 4chan. Just don't.

6. Figure out that a bag of "peanuts" does indeed have peanuts in it. That way, the peanut company can stop printing "warning: bag may contain peanuts and/or nut oils." on that back of the bags.   No shit Sherlock.
 
 
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