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22 July 2007 @ 20:21
Jobs and Platypuses (Platypi ??)  
1. Don't kiss ass. Instead gently blow a flirtatious kiss in the general direction of the ass. That way you suck up, while still apperaing sincere. 

2. When there's an awkward pause in a conversation, just say "What sound does a platypus make?". guaranteeded to start a conversation. 
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